Hand-printed.
Bitcoin only.

No middlemen. No corporate bullshit.
Just t-shirts.

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The Collection

All shirts are hand-printed in limited runs.

Bitcoin only • No refunds
STANDARD EDITION

"The Line"

0.0035 BTC

≈ $200
Classic. Minimal. Dangerous.

"5 Grams"

0.02 BTC

≈ $1,000
Small but potent.

"10 Grams"

0.04 BTC

≈ $2,360
Double the trouble.

"The Ounce"

0.1 BTC

≈ $6,000
The classic unit.

"The Pound"

1.2 BTC

≈ $65,000
Heavy hitter.

"The Kilo"

2 BTC

≈ $120,000
The big one.
STRAWBERRY EDITION (+10%)

"The Line" Strawberry

0.00231 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

"5 Grams" Strawberry

0.022 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

"10 Grams" Strawberry

0.044 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

"The Ounce" Strawberry

0.11 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

"The Pound" Strawberry

1.32 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

"The Kilo" Strawberry

2.2 BTC

Pink edition • +10%

Important Information

You will only receive a t-shirt. Nothing else. No substances of any kind.

We do not condone, promote, or facilitate the use or trafficking of illegal substances. This is purely satirical and artistic merchandise.

All designs are hand-printed. Final printed designs may vary slightly from the images shown.

Production and shipping time is approximately 6 weeks from payment confirmation.

Bitcoin payments are final. No refunds.

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